Food Jokes — best jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
→ He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?
→ I believe he's eating your lettuce.

May I buy half a rabbit?
→ No, we don't split hares!

How do you make a rabbit stew?
→ Keep it waiting.

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
→ When it has hares in it.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
→ He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class?
→ He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

What soft drink do pigs like best?
→ Root beer.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?
→ Sow-r dough bread.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
→ Streaky bacon!