Food Jokes — best jokes

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?
→ On a bun-eymoon!

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?

- Why are we running so fast?

- Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

What does a bee get at McDonalds?
→ A humburger!

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?
→ Because the label said General Foods.

Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?"
"Sure is!" she answered. "Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture."

What did the cook say to the dough?
→ I "NEED" you!

Have you heard the latest scandal?
→ Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.