Food Jokes — best jokes

- Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!

- I don't know - friendly thing isn't he!

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?
→ Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad.
Came the reply:
"I don't lay egg sir I just lay table!"

- Hello? Fred's Restaurant.

- Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs?

- We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
→ Coloured eggrolls!

- Girl: How much is a soft drink?

- Waitress: Fifty cents.

- Girl: How much is refill?

- Waitress: The first is free.

- Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger?
→ No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken!

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without."

The counter man: "Okay. Which one's without the onions?"

- Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.

- Patron 2: I don't tip, either.