Food Jokes — best jokes

What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
→ The waiter.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?
→ Have you ever heard anyone complaining of an elephant in their soup?

- Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?

- Oh, that one? He comes here every night.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager!

- It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, too.

- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

- Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling water.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

- These are the best eggs we've had for years.

- Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.

- And how did you find your steak sir?

- Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was

- Waiter, your tie is in my soup!

- That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

- Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.

- Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?