Food Jokes — best jokes

- Waiter, what is this stuff?

- That's bean salad sir.

- I know what it's been, but what is it now?

- Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.

- I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?

- Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.

- Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

- It's fly soup sir!

- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

- What do you expect for $1 - a live one?

- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

- Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

- Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!

- Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.