Food Jokes — best jokes

- What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

- Probably learning to read.

- Waiter, this food is repeating on me.

- Good, we love repeat business.

- Waiter, there's a button in my salad.

- It must have come off while the salad was dressing.

- Waiter, look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones.

- Would you like the feathers, too?

- Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.

- How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.

- Waiter, I can't eat this meal.

- Why not? It looks all right to me.

- I don't have a fork.

- This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month.

- That's funny. It's from the same fish.

- There's something wrong with my hot dogs.

- Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.

- That crust on the apple pie was too tough.

- That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.

- I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.

- They are. She couldn't cook either.