Food Jokes — best jokes

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

- Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

- Give me a hot dog.

- With pleasure.

- No, with mustard.

Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
→ Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

Are shellfish warm?
→ No they're clammy!