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Condoms in Ears
Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
→ So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.
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Driver's License
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
→ Because she got an F in sex.
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Grandpa in the Hospital
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.
- How are you grandpa? - he asks.
- Feeling fine - says the old man.
- What's the food like?
- Terrific, wonderful menus.
- And the nursing?
- Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you.
- What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?
- No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they ring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light.
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.
- What are you people doing - he says - I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?
- Oh, yes - replies the Sister.
- Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed!
Learn to Iron
- Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.
- Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
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Long and Hard
To a blonde, what is long and hard?
→ Grade 4.
President Gorbachev
What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
→ They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
→ He knows who the ten men were.
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More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
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Touch-Typists
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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Bermuda Triangle
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
→ They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Blonde Crossed With Lawyer
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
→ I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
→ Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.