Dirty Jokes — best jokes

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
→ Hump me Dump me.

What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
→ You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
→ All you can eat, under a buck.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
→ They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
→ Don't tell her to swallow.
→ Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why do blondes have square boobs?
→ Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
→ "Nice tits!"

Why do blondes have legs?
→ So they don't get stuck to the ground.
→ To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
→ So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
→ Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.