Dirty Jokes — best jokes

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
→ So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
→ She kept having affairs with men!

Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
→ To cover up the valve stem.

What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
→ A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
→ One's a busy ditch.

What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
→ In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
→ The prostitute says:

- Aren't you done yet?

→ The nympho says:

- Are you done already?

→ The blonde says:

- Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.

Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
→ Cause she blows the horn!

What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
→ She can't say "No".