Computer Jokes — best jokes

- You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?

- No, they've always been blue!

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?
→ Click Turpin

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

- Black, Red or Iced?

- Iced Ink?

- Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?
→ Leeds.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?
→ Washington C.D

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
→ In its trunk.

When do computers go to sleep?
→ When it's internight.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

- I don't know!

- Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?
→ A slipped disk.

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?
→ A thyme machine.