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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants

How do barmen surf the web?
→ On the Gin-ternet.

What's yellow and flashes?
→ A banana with a loose connection.

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.
In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, ..."

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.
In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, ..."

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
→ Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
→ Lost

How long will a floating point operation float?

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
→ It's the VCRdvard

Which way did the programmer go?
→ He went DATA way!