Computer Jokes — best jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?
→ He uses "windows".

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.

- You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins.

- No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer.

- My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away!

- I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.

Why do computer teachers never get sick?
→ Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
→ He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
→ He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?
→ The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

Why did the computer act crazy?
→ It had a screw loose.

- Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?

- I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.

Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard?
→ Buttons.