Computer Jokes — best jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
→ A big mac.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
→ The Netcracker suite.

What do you do if your computer hums?
→ Tell it to change its socsks!

What do computer experts do at weekends?
→ Go for a disk drive.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?
→ Cheese.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?
→ I get a click out of you.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
→ Sorry, you're not my type.

- Want to buy a pocket computer?

- No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got.

- This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free.

- It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!

- Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?

- Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.