Random joke from this category
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
→ Artificial intelligence.
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, "Excuse me, is there a problem?"
The blonde replies, "Darn right there's a problem! My computer keeps on telling me 'I've got mail'!"
What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
→ You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the Blonde's cheer?
→ "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
→ The joystick is wet.
What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
→ The blonde works in the dark!
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
→ P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
→ It wanted to get to the other site!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Microsoft Barbie ...
Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head
