Computer Jokes — best jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?
→ To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
→ They never want to log off.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?
→ He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Where's Spiderman's home page?
→ On the world wide web.

- Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

- Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet

- Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet

- Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?

- You're a big internet fan, arn't you?

- Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!

- You're a big Internet fan aren't you?

- Yes - it's becoming a habit!

- Why do you think your report should be on the net?

- Because my marks are all 'E's.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
→ Because they can't stop saving their work.

Where does the Internet football team play?
→ Webley.