Computer Jokes — best jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
→ P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?
→ Internettles.

What do you put in a www.ashing machine?
→ Net curtains!

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?
→ Spotted click

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?
→ The Site-anic.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?
→ Oh give it arrest.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?
→ Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?
→ Click Jagger.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?
→ Click Whittington

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?
→ Rome.