Computer Jokes — best jokes

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
→ Boy do we have problems.

What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website....
→ Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

- Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!

- Look, what more do you want? Blood?

- If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too?

- We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

- I can't find a shark website....

- That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

- Have you got the address of the butter website?

- Yes, but don't spread it around.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?
→ He had to start from scratch.

- Did you like www.flower.com?

- Not at first....but it grew on me!

- Did you know pillows have their own website?

- Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?
→ If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again