Computer Jokes — best jokes

How do nuns surf the web?
→ On the Hymnternet.

- I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!

- Don't you mean netsurfing?

- No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

- You need to log on to the window repair website!

- I did - but it gave me a pane!

- Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

- I can't help it, I'm hooked.

Who started the campfire website?
→ Some bright spark.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?
→ www.innie the pooh.

Who has the best website in the jungle?
→ The Onlion King.

Where is Pinocchio's website?
→ On the splinternet.

What do builders use to make websites?
→ Com.crete.

- What did you think of our website?

- A little bit tacky.