Computer Jokes — best jokes

- Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?

- No - but he's got a ruff idea.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
→ Because they're scared of the mouse.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
→ www.oody www.oodpecker.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?
→ The www.izard of Oz.

What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?
→ The www.erewolf.

What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
→ Thomas the Search Engine.

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
→ The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

- Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.

- Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

- My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.

- What an intelligent animal!

- Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

How are you getting on with the Internet?
→ Surf far, so good.