Computer Jokes — best jokes

- Have you seen www.veryangry.com?

- No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!

- Have you seen www.usedmatch.com?

- Yes, but I didn't find it striking.

- Have you seen www.topsecret.com?

- If I have, I'm not going to tell you.

- Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?

- No, I'll ketchup with it later.

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?
→ On the Din-ternet.

- Do you like surfing the net?

- Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

- Do you enjoy websurfing?

- No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?
→ Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?
→ Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
→ Computers have them toad-ily confused.