Clean Jokes — best jokes

Why are rivers lazy?
→ Because they never get off their beds.

- Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do?

- Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
→ A horse!

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
→ She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?
→ Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
→ Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Why did the bed spread?
→ Because it saw the pillow slip.

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
→ No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

Why do people go to bed?
→ Because the bed won't come to them.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
→ Because she wanted to sleep like a log.