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Standing By Itself
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
→ Because it is two-tired (too tired).
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When A Bicycle Isn't One
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
→ When it turns into a driveway.
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Learning To Ride
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
→ The road.
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A Long Bicycle Ride
- I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
- Farcical?
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Standing Up For Itself
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?
→ Because it was two-tyred.
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The Silly Boy's Bicycle
Why did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
→ Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
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The Cheapest Bicycle
Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?
→ A penny-farthing.
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Cheeks Like Petals
- Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
- Juliet: Really?
- Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
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Tigers In Bed
What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!
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Elephant Under Your Bed
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
→ When your nose touches the ceiling!