Angry Skunk
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
→ It raises a stink!
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
→ It raises a stink!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
→ A stinkasaurus!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
→ Just a phew!
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
→ Never mind, it stinks!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
→ A chameleon on a tartan rug!
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
→ Because he was newt to the area!
What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!