Skunks Avoid Danger
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
→ By using their instinks and common scents!
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How are skunks able to avoid danger?
→ By using their instinks and common scents!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?
→ Something that stinks and stings!
Why was the skunk angry?
→ He was incensed!
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said, "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
→ Because he had a stinking cold!
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
→ Eat, stink and be merry!
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
→ A big stinker!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?
→ A smell that keeps coming back!
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
→ Show and smell!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
→ A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!