Skunk's Swimming Lesson
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
→ He stank to the bottom of the pool!
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
→ He stank to the bottom of the pool!
What do you call a flying skunk?
→ A smellicopter!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
→ A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
→ Deja phew!
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
→ Odour in court!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
→ A creature that stinks to high heaven!
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
→ He always liked to make a stink!
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
→ He got cut off without a scent!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
→ When its spray pump is out of order!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
→ Pingu-Pong!