Clean Jokes — best jokes

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
→ Tea Rex?

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
→ Ptera Don

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
→ Try Sara's Tops

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
→ Rep Tiles

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
→ A Dinosaucer

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
→ Fill me in when you get back

Where does the dentist get his gas?
→ At the filling station

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
→ He braces himself

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
→ A month later he was picking his teeth