Clean Jokes — best jokes

- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

- Ghost: Why don't you take a train?

- Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

What's worse than raining buckets?
→ Hailing taxis!

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
→ A Yamahahaha

Why did the man put his car in the oven?
→ Because he wanted a hot rod.

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?
→ An extra muffler.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?
→ "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?
→ A fire engine.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?
→ Where there is a fork in the road.

What kind of car drives over water?
→ Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

What driver doesn't have a license?
→ A screw driver.