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Two-Legged Dinosaur
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
→ To give the ants a chance.
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Dinosaur Toes
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
→ To carry his library card.
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T-Rex Hamburgers
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
→ Because he is a meat eater!
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Apatosaurus Factory
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
→ Because she was a plant eater!
Guest
Flexible Dinosaur
What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
→ Tyrannosaurus Flex.
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Blind Dinosaur's Dog
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
→ Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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Blind Dinosaur
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
→ Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
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Bomb and Dinosaur
What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
→ Dino-mite.
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Museum T-Rex
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
→ Because she had no guts!
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Dinosaur Headphones
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
→ Anything you want. He can't hear you.