Clean Jokes — best jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?
→ Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
→ The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What's hairy and flies through the air?
→ Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What's black, hairy, and writes under water?
→ A ball-point gorilla!

What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
→ A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
→ It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What is the Ape monster's name?
→ Godzilla Gorilla!

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
→ A banana split!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?
→ You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
→ Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!