Clean Jokes — best jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?
→ He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What gives a gorilla good taste?
→ Four years in an Ivy League school!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
→ I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
→ The Apey-cees!

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?
→ Anything it wants!

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
→ Ape Suzettes!

What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
→ Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
→ Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'?
→ He cleaned it!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
→ His prime-mate!