Gorillas Like Jimmy Carter
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
→ They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
→ They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
→ They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Why do Apes like tall buildings?
→ They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?
→ The elevator men are on strike!
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
→ An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?
→ To avoid the draft!
Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
→ Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!
Why did the Ape jump off the building?
→ He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
→ The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
→ Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!