Clean Jokes — best jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?
→ Because he held up a pair of pants!

What did dela wear? (Delaware)
→ Her New Jersey

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
→ Because the rest are weekdays.

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
→ I don't know and I don't care!

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
→ Limp biskit

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?
→ Heck

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the nose!" he replied

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But... I can't read your hand."
"Why?" the man asks.
"I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.