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Knocker on the Door
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
→ To win the no-bell prize.
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Hat and Necktie
What did the hat say to the necktie?
→ You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!
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Haunted House Weather
Why did the haunted house not like rain?
→ Because it dampened his spirits.
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String on the Bus
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
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Tireless Runner
What runs all day but never gets tired?
→ Water.
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Black, White and Read
What's black, white and read all over?
→ A newspaper.
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Scared of Seven
Why was six scared of seven?
→ Because seven ate nine.
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Sigh, Car and Monkey
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?
→ A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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Bell in a Tutu
What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?
→ A bellerina!
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Breathless Television
What is the most breathless thing on television?
→ The Pink Panter Show!