Clean Jokes — best jokes

Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.

What do you call a stupid skeleton?
→ Bonehead.

What did the stupid ghost do?
→ He used to climb over walls.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?
→ A cuckoo clock.

Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"?

- No.

- Oh, so it's you!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
→ A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?
→ A golden receiver!

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
→ The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
→ "Quack! Quack! Quack!"