Clean Jokes — best jokes

What should you call a bald teddy?
→ Fred bear!

What's a pet's favorite day?
→ Saint Petrick's Day

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
→ They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him.

- Are you a bear?

- Yes

- What are you doing at the movies?

- Well, I liked the book!

What is a twip?
→ A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?
→ They are always packing their trunk!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?
→ The Baaahaaamaaas!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
→ He wanted to find Pluto!

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?
→ At the Howliday Inn!

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.