Lion Crossed with Goat
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?
→ He had to get a new goat!
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Changing Leopard Spots
How does a leopard change its spots?
→ When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!
Show Full of Lions
What do you call a show full of lions?
→ The mane event!
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Victoria Station Zebras
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
→ Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!
Lion with a Cravat
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
→ A dandy lion!
Skunk Crossed with Bear
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
→ Winnie the Pooh!
Waterloo Bear
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
→ Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!
Grizzly Crossed with Harp
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
→ A bear faced lyre!
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Polar Bear Lunch
What do polar bears have for lunch?
→ Ice burger!
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Teddy Bear Race
How do you start a teddy bear race?
→ Ready, teddy, go!