Clean Jokes — best jokes

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
→ Vein-illa.

Why are vampire families so close?
→ Because blood is thicker than water.

What's a vampire's favorite drink?
→ A Bloody Mary.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?
→ He was a ghoulsniffer.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?
→ I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?
→ Self-raising dead.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?
→ He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?
→ Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?
→ Something that goes straight for the juggler!

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?
→ Mack-u-la!