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Count Down
What goes up when you count down?
→ A Rocket Ship!
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God Made NSYNC
God made oceans, God made lakes,
God made NSYNC but hey, we all make mistakes!!!!
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Knock Knock Luke
- Knock Knock
- Whos there?
- Luke
- Luke who?
- Look through the keyhole and you will find out!
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Orange Parrot
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot! (boom tish!!)
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Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?
→ Because she ran away from the ball.
Snail's New Car
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.
So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my car personalized. Would it be possible to have the "Z" replaced with an "S"?" The dealer said yes, and it was done.
And, as the snail raced around the city in his brand new car, everyone would see, "Wow, look at that S-car-go."
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A Duck
What does a duck like to eat?
→ A quacker!
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Christmas One Liners
Why are sheep always in a field?
→ Because they can't get out !
Who gives my cat his Christmas presents?
→ Santa Paws!
Who gives my other cat his Christmas presents?
→ Santa Claws!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
→ You hang around while i go ahead!
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
→ Snowballs!
What did mary say to santa during the storm?
→ Look at that rain, dear!
Where do plumbers buy there presents?
→ Bath!
Why is it best to park your car near the moon?
→ Because there is a lot of space!
What is the use of reindeer?
→ It makes the garden grow sweetie!
How many legs does rudolph have?
→ Four? No, six. - he's got forelegs and two back legs!
What game do six reindeer play in the back of a mini?
→ Squash!
Why did the reindeer take his nose apart?
→ To see what made it run!
What do you call a reindeer that has a number on its tail?
→ Reg!
Did you hear the story of the 3 reindeer?
→ No. Oh deer, Oh deer, Oh deer
Why do reindeers have wrinkled ankles?
→ Because they lace there boot too tight!
What did santa give the death fisherman for christmas?
→ A herring aid!
Whats the worst thing to get for christmas?
→ Measles!
Where is the best place to buy your dog a christmas present?
→ Leeds!
Where does noddy do his christmas shopping?
→ Redcar!
Where does the queen do her christmas shopping?
→ Newcastle!
What happens if you get too hot at a football match?
→ Sit a bit closer to one of the fans.
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Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
→ A stick.
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Snail on a Turtle
What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?
→ WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!