Christmas One Liners
NextWhy are sheep always in a field?
→ Because they can't get out !
Who gives my cat his Christmas presents?
→ Santa Paws!
Who gives my other cat his Christmas presents?
→ Santa Claws!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
→ You hang around while i go ahead!
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
→ Snowballs!
What did mary say to santa during the storm?
→ Look at that rain, dear!
Where do plumbers buy there presents?
→ Bath!
Why is it best to park your car near the moon?
→ Because there is a lot of space!
What is the use of reindeer?
→ It makes the garden grow sweetie!
How many legs does rudolph have?
→ Four? No, six. - he's got forelegs and two back legs!
What game do six reindeer play in the back of a mini?
→ Squash!
Why did the reindeer take his nose apart?
→ To see what made it run!
What do you call a reindeer that has a number on its tail?
→ Reg!
Did you hear the story of the 3 reindeer?
→ No. Oh deer, Oh deer, Oh deer
Why do reindeers have wrinkled ankles?
→ Because they lace there boot too tight!
What did santa give the death fisherman for christmas?
→ A herring aid!
Whats the worst thing to get for christmas?
→ Measles!
Where is the best place to buy your dog a christmas present?
→ Leeds!
Where does noddy do his christmas shopping?
→ Redcar!
Where does the queen do her christmas shopping?
→ Newcastle!
What happens if you get too hot at a football match?
→ Sit a bit closer to one of the fans.
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