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Santa's Camera
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
→ With his North Pole-aroid.
Christmas Jokes — best jokes
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- Comedian Jokes 85
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- Drunks 538
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- Kids Jokes 2024
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- Lawyer Jokes 565
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- Medicine 1113
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- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
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- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
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- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
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- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
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- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
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Sick Santa
What does Santa say when he is sick?
→ OH OH NO!
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Cow's Greeting
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
→ Mooooory Christmas!
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Rude Reindeer
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
→ "Rude"olph
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Santa's Little Elvis
Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?
→ Santa's little Elvis.
Fleece Navidad
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
→ Fleece Navidad!
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Sack Time
What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
→ Okay everyone, sack time!!
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Ghosts And Santa
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
→ We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Deep Fried Santa
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle.
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Sleigh Mileage
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
→ Because it has long-distance runners on each side.