Random joke from this category
- Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!
- I'm on my way, Father Christmas.
- Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!
- That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears!
They were mountain-ears!
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory. 'Have you passed?' I asked.
Father Christmas pointing proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself!' he called proudly. 'No-el plates!'
What does Father Christmas call his money?
→ Iced lolly?
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
→ About a wick!
What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?
→ Jungle bells.
What's Christmas called in England?
→ Yule Britannia!
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.
- Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!
