Guest
Hungry Turkey
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
→ The turkey - he's always stuffed!
Christmas Jokes — best jokes
- All
- Animal Jokes 3869
- April Fools Jokes 10
- At Work 856
- Aviation Jokes 339
- Bar Jokes 445
- Blonde Jokes 1226
- Business Jokes 842
- Camping Jokes 88
- Celebrities 657
- Christmas Jokes 343
- Clean Jokes 1299
- Comedian Jokes 85
- Computer Jokes 800
- Dirty Jokes 3278
- Doctor Jokes 989
- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
- Farming Jokes 327
- Festival Jokes 300
- Food Jokes 1052
- Gender Jokes 298
- Golf Jokes 164
- Instrument Jokes 274
- Irish Jokes 242
- Kids Jokes 2024
- Language Jokes 1361
- Lawyer Jokes 565
- Marriage Jokes 1855
- Medicine 1113
- Men Jokes 959
- Military Jokes 384
- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
- Ouch 850
- Police Jokes 668
- Political Jokes 751
- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
- Religion 1283
- School 906
- Science 461
- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
- Stats/Math Jokes 214
- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
- Yo Mama Jokes 333
Random joke from this category
Guest
Big Cracker
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
→ My pop is bigger than yours!
Dog For Christmas
- Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?
- No you can have turkey like everyone else!
Guest
Down The Chimney
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
→ Because they soot him!
Guest
Fat And Jolly
What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?
→ Father Christmas on roller skates!
Guest
Santa Takes A Rest
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
→ Santa pause!
Guest
Cat On A Beach
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
→ Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
Guest
Gardening Santa
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
→ Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
Guest
Clapping Man
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
→ Santapplause!
Guest
Saucepan Prize
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!