Skeleton At The Party
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
→ He had no body to go with!
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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
→ He had no body to go with!
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
→ Fancy a bite?
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party?
→ It was a scream!
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
→ Chick to chick!
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Christmas ball?
→ It was a moth ball!
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
→ Stacks!
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
→ Black mail!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
→ Santa Claustrophobia!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
→ The letter "D"!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
→ It's Christmas, Eve!