Christmas Jokes — best jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
→ Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
→ Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
→ 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
→ To snowballs.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?
→ Chill-dren.

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
→ A snowmobile!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?
→ Frostbite.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
→ Have an ice day!

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bud."

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.