Celebrities — best jokes

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
→ He thought it was a delivery service.

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
→ Figuring out which parent is his mother.

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
→ Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
→ Missionary Position Impossible.

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
→ They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
→ He put it on.

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
→ Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...

I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
→ It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
→ Hey pal, mind if I cut in?