Random joke from this category
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"
Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert.
"There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?"
Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?
→ To boldly go where no man has been before!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?
→ Collie-wood!
What do you call a fight between film actors?
→ Star wars!
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?
→ Gnus - readers!
What is an Actor?
→ A man who tries to be everything but himself
What kind of star wears sunglasses?
→ A movie star.
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?
→ Because she always makes up.
How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
