Random joke from this category
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov:
- Where are we?
Rachmaninov said:
- Carnegie Hall, sir!
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert.
- There's not much room on this page - he said
- What shall I write?
Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint:
- Write your repertoire.
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?
→ To boldly go where no man has been before!
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?
→ Collie-wood!
What do you call a fight between film actors?
→ Star wars!
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?
→ Gnus - readers!
What is an Actor?
→ A man who tries to be everything but himself
What kind of star wears sunglasses?
→ A movie star.
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?
→ Because she always makes up.
How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
