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The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven."
"I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know your way to the post office."
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
→ Hopalong Cassidy.
What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
→ Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you."
Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts."
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:
"Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father."
"That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!"
What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
→ A mandate to govern.
Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?
→ A stunt ham.
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
→ Boaris Karloff.
What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?
→ Pork Chop!
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.
She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.
The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."
