Random joke from this category
The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said:
- If you'll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven.
- I don't think I'll be there - the boy said.
- You don't even know your way to the post office.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
→ Hopalong Cassidy.
What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
→ Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
When Mike got arrested, they told him:
- Anything you say will be held against you.
Mike said:
- Claudia Schiffer's breasts.
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:
- Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.
- That notion is ridiculous! - mocked George Jr. - It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!
What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
→ A mandate to govern.
Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?
→ A stunt ham.
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
→ Boaris Karloff.
What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?
→ Pork Chop!
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.
She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.
The local person replies:
- Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing.
