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Noisy Wallets
Why do wallets make so much noise?
→ Because money talks.
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Why do wallets make so much noise?
→ Because money talks.
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?
→ He liked cold cash.
Where do trees keep their money?
→ In branch banks.
Where do hogs keep their money?
→ In piggy banks.
Where do Eskimos keep their money?
→ In snowbanks.
How can you make money fast?
→ Glue it to the floor.
Why is a cat like a penny?
→ Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
When does a female deer need money?
→ When she doesn't have a buck.
How can you get rich by eating?
→ Eat fortune cookies.
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?
→ Because they were a nuisance (new cents).