Business Jokes — best jokes

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
→ Because the poor didn't have any!

- Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?

- Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?'

His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?'

Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'

One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.'

'Why don't you look for it there?'

'Because the light's better here!'

'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed.

'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.'

- Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer.

- Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive, isn't it?'

'Next!'

My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?
→ Because she wanted to get rich milk.

If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have?
→ Someone else's coat.